Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Will It Be An Icy Ending For The Apprentice Tonight?


Should be fun tonight with Claire and Lucinda in charge!

Sir Alan had a crazy moment of madness last week and decided he wanted to see Claire in charge instead of firing her and so she will be leading the Renaissance team....to victory? Who knows. Lucinda Quirky-Colour-Blind, is left in charge of the Alpha team and the task is going to be to sell ice cream to London bars and cinemas. An additional task of Sir Al's was to challenge them to come up with three unique new flavours when they head down to Sussex to source their flavours.
I'm looking forward to Raspberry and Gherkin then if Claire is in charge while Lucinda will be making 'beret' flavour (sorry terrible joke).

Dear Ms. Quirky-Colour-Blind rises to the challenge and declares: "I don't believe you need to be a bitch in business to succeed." Ahhhh bless. She's wearing her UN approved protective vest this week to protect her from all that back stabbing from Bitch Jenny and Helene who stars early with her rapier like tongue when she says: "Everybody thinks Lucinda is a bit of a fruitcake, and the reality of it is we've seen four tasks now where she has been so lazy. Or as one website I've seen puts it;-
"She effectively says, 'If I'm not in charge I'm going to sit here and do f*** all for anyone else'."

Lindi tells Alex: "We're not only going to kick your a**e we are going to make history." What show does she think she's on? I don't get her and think she thinks she's on Grange Hill....If Grange Hill was still on TV that is...In other words she's a bit young for this grown up show and should leave it for the adults. She then goes on to criticize team leader Lucinda -Funny-Beret-Clash-Colours and does not like the fact she's mixing up the team. Obviously after four weeks, they've become very close or should I say clique-y don't you think?

Apparently Claire doesn't go down well with the boys. Maybe I should rephrase that for all those with dirty minds or maybe it is just me with the dirty mind?
The men's egos are way too big for their Gucci suits except for Kevin who buys his suit from Mothercare. The boys start complaining when Claire goes to taste cider with wee Kevin at a brewery while they have to separate 1,100 eggs for the Chocolate Orange flavour ice cream.
Time runs out and they have to abandon their tasting session. Sounds like a great episode to watch tonight.

I do not want to say good bye to Lucinda, so fingers and toes crossed that will not happen. Goodness knows how many other fantastically clashing outfits she has in her wardrobe that I can take the michael out of. We will only be left with Bitch Jenny's hideous ties if Lucinda goes and surely Jenny will not last too much longer on the show? What will I do then?.......I suppose there's Sara? to be honest all the girls dress badly and the men are all clones. Only Lucinda Madly-Truly-Deeply-Nutcase-Fruitbat has any individuality.

So good luck tonight (did I say that?!!!?!?!?!?!?)http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/newsarticle/cid/130.html

Daily Mirror Raef Sneak Preview http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/04/23/the-apprentice-week-five-we-give-you-a-sneak-preview-89520-20392261/

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