I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms . What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. .............. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
....................... Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t" The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
Could not resist!
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms . What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. .............. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
....................... Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t" The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
Could not resist!
1 comment:
Hehehe, I think God knew what He was doing in making woman for man. We men just don't get it sometimes.
When Adam listened to his wife, he sinned (Genesis 3:1-7). When Abraham listened to his wife the first time, he sinned, too (Genesis 16)! And then when she told him right, the second time, he was quite reluctant to hear her (Genesis 21). We don't know when to listen to you!
Hehe. God bless.
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