Good Morning Big Brother

***Spoof Big Brother entry and contains no info about how I am doing today whatsoever. You will have to read the next entry for that***

"I need to speak to Big Brother........

Let's get comfy, if anyone can in this chair.

It all kicked off with Charley last night BB, I don't know where to start but OMG she has a big gob, no manners and a brain the size of a pea.

How it started was this. Nicky right, made some food right and Charley and a couple of other girls didn't want to eat it at the time so they were told it was being kept for a while, donno how long? Could be a couple of hours? Right?. Later on Charley went to eat her food but found it was all gone! Bit like Goldilocks and the three bears and she was definitely the big grumpy one. She went a nutty at Nicky and Nicky said she'd cook her some more food and at first Charley said that was fine and told her stop making a big fuss about it! I know it's unbelievable isn't it?........But then Charley started talking about it to EVERYONE in earshot and those who were not coz her mouth is that big. When those like Carole said something she didn't like, she bit their heads off! OMG she was a right cow honestly you should have heard her.

Then right, something else happened and I donno who is responsible for this, It was either that slappa Shabnam or it was Charley (can't seem to view the video at the moment on my computer of the shot), but Chanelle who is really sweet and a bit thick if you ask me right, as her time of the month and we ave all agreed to put our dirty clothes together. We ave this rota right and it's all Pucka and everything. Anyway Chanelle as a pair of nicks which ave a bit of blood on them and they were covered up but suddenly they were apart from the other washing. Odd that hey? It's all on camera so BB you will know who did it and only Charley and Chanelle were there. Charley the cow took the pants and showed them to Ziggy the hunk! She's such a bitch! She even had the audacity (I can't spell that) to say it might be something else on the pants. Charley did that to embarrass Chanelle because she knows Chanelle fancies Ziggy right and I don't think that is a nice thing to do do you?

Anyway it's like a big playground init? I think there will be a fight behind the bikesheds later coz that Charley is a nightmare. Four days gone so far and we need something to change? Either the older woman need to sort out the younger ones or we need more sexy, stimulating men. No ugly buggers or over feminine gay men who are more bitchy than us women please. Mind you my hairdresser is gay and he would make a great housemate? Don't mind if you send him in as my roots could do with a touch up.

Thanks Big Brother, got that out of me system and feel better now"

Scary Big Brother so far innit?